My sweet li’l peanut (daughter) is a social critter, and finds herself Highly Perturbed by the necessary distancing currently in place. It’s wearin’ on the girl.
In an attempt to cheer her up I designed some gear that will, I believe, fashionably Solve the Problem.
(She helped me name her feelings on pages 1 and 3, and also drew stripes on her leggings. Truly a gross oversight on my part.)
Place your pre-orders today!
(Please note, all of this is nonsense.)